The Mandatory Trip to the Zoo

And of course, we went to the zoo. It was a chilly day, actually, so I needed a windbreaker! I know I'm really suffering here. I need to keep this quick, since I should be getting to work, but I don't want to keep my 2 blog fans waiting any longer! The San Diego zoo is cool. It's big, it's hilly, it's got some unique animals locked up. And its actually considered an animal refuge and a botanical garden...so it seems like they do a good job with it. But the best part is that in addition to all the animal jokes you can make at any zoo -- you get to add on Anchorman jokes as well. So, it really is the gift that keeps on giving. The highlights:

An elephant bush! What are the odds of this growing right next to a zoo?


Why does that baby giraffe look so familiar? It's kinda cute!


I'm telling you, it was cold for San Diego...barely in the 60s.


Bear fight.


Oh no, you woke the momma.



Have you heard my koala meets a prostitute joke?



And I can never get enough Panda Watch references in. Panda Watch! Day 9:


I don't like the way he's looking at me. Stupid Panda jerk!


Seriously, its a panda watchers paradise.


Hey buddy, why the long face?


Hey mister, why the long...ummm, nevermind. I see you have other things on your mind.


What do you do to a rhinocerous with three balls?


You walk him and pitch to the giraffe! (Ok, that's old and I changed it. Sue me.)


You've seen my meerkat joke and the polar bear joke, so I'm pretty much out of zoo pictures/animal jokes. And, lets face it, there is only so much zoo that you can take until you want to find yourself a cave to hide/rest in.



I think the only thing that did more walking that day was this peacock. The thing was everywhere! Unless it had a stunt double? Here we caught it cleaning up the seating bowl after the sea lion show.



Alright, I think that catches me up on my fun photos. I've got more stories, but nothing exciting. Maybe I'll post a little on that in the next day or two but its not as funny as the koala and the prostitute.

Stay classy!

Oops, I almost forgot my picture feeding the giraffe:


Look at the tongue on that thing! It must be one heck of a french kisser.