And yes, that is all that I wore...and yes, the beaver hat might not have been the best choice, but its ironic certainly and I already had it out for the pictures with the sisters...and its not like any of the beach goers are ever going to see me again. I was alone and anonymous and my watch does cover up a lot.
Since I've never done the nude beach thing, I figured why not? I'm out here to see new things, right? Well, lets just say that some things you see, cannot be unseen! I saw one totally beautiful woman (right away - I should have stopped and turned around right then and there) and some other smatterings of what could be called women, but basically it was 95% sausage-fest. The beach wasn't crowded by any means, but enough to get my nude beach checkmark. And keep in mind since it's mostly sausages walking around, it is big with the gay scene. So, I saw two men holding hands. (Didn't need to see that.) I saw two men quickly kiss. (Definitely didn't need to see that.) And I saw naked volleyball and naked wading in the ocean and I even saw two naked men having a catch. Aww, look, the catcher is calling for a fastball. Wait a minute, his hand is by his glove...that means he didn't flash the "one" sign. Uggggghhhhh! He gave the "one" sign but it wasn't his finger! Gross!!!!! (Darn it all -- I never in my life needed to see that.)
So, you can go to Blacks Beach if you want, just be prepared, its not like the movies -- unless you mean the scene out of Eurotrip.
Oh, and I need a ruling. I've always said I "want to see a thong in the wild". Does it count if I saw one on a guy? (Not that I was trying to see it, mind you...but it was way smaller than a banana hammock). Does that count for a checkmark since I don't always specify "on a woman" when I state my quest? I need to be more careful with my wording!
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I say that you can still count it as unchecked. We all knew that you meant on a woman, not a banana hammock.
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