Anyway, since you can feed the dolphins at Sea World -- why not do it. They are trained to come up to you, let you pet them a time or two and then open their mouth and get some fish. So, when you get them to come over and you don't actually have fish to give them. Well, they seem a little disappointed in you. And you can't help but feel a little guilty.
And a lesson for all you beginners out there. Do not splash your hand in the water. They are trained to come over to an outstretched hand, held flat over the water:
And as I said, you feel all cool that you get one to come over and then you have to deal with this...them pathetically holding their mouth open because they expect some fish. And you don't have any left, because it's 6 fricken dollars for three of them and you can't afford to keep feeding them. So what do you do? You point at the dolphin and in your best helmet voice, you say: "FOOLED YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT!" Good times.
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